HARD-PRESSED

Lately I realized that it takes a WHOLE LOT to impress me. Not to sound all snobby and better sounding or anything like that. I just have higher standards. You know what irks me? When people can't follow simple rules. Common sense isn't so common nowadays. What happened? Did the population get dumber? Who is responsible for this? I would like to kick their ass. When merging into traffic, its an easy one after the other rule... left car right car left car right car... not right car right car cut off the left car! One of these days, I swear, I'm going to roll down my window and yell at them. Same thing goes for 4-way intersections. Whoever stops first goes first NOT let me see if I can sneak by without him noticing me. NO. You are an idiot... and then they try not to make eye contact. Ever been stuck in traffic and think to yourself... there has to be someone up ahead who is driving super duper slow causing everyone else to drive super slow. If everyone just drove faster there would be no traffic jams. We need for everyone to try this. Next time you see a domino of flashing brake lights ahead... someone messed up... maybe their name and should appear on those informational signs they have everywhere now.

CHAZ MICHAEL MICHAELS

"Sorry I'm late, some idiot slowed down this morning..."
"Who was it?"
"Chaz Michael Michaels"
"Ahhh... no surprise."
"CHAZZY CHAAZZZ!"

Maybe I need to get out of here.